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this site to provide you with information about our company and afford you
with the ability to place orders for our products and services. We also
have provided you with the opportunity to contact us with any questions or
remarks that you may have. Acres in Hell strives to serve and communicate
with you, our valued customers.
So that we may continue to promote our customer’s interests, we have
certain rules and restrictions regarding the use of this site. Your use
of this Web site is expressly conditioned upon the following terms. If
you DO NOT AGREE with any of these terms, YOU MUST exit this site immediately.
Use Restrictions
This Web site contains material protected by law, including but not limited
to copyrights and trademarks. All rights in this material are reserved
to Acres in Hell, and any and all text, photographs, materials, products and
services may not be reused in any way or copied or adapted in whole or in part
without prior written consent and the explicit permission of Acres in Hell.
Other than downloading the contents of the Web site on any single computer
and printing a copy of the contents for the sole purpose of learning about
or acquiring Acres in Hell’s services or products, you MAY NOT print,
copy, reproduce, distribute, transmit, upload, download, store, display in
public, adapt, alter, or modify the contents of this Web site. In addition,
you may not hyperlink other Web sites with this site, and you may not use Acres
in Hell’s name, ideas, intellectual property, trademarks or trade names
for any reason.
Submissions
We welcome your feedback, questions, comments, suggestions and ideas (“Submissions”). Except
for customer orders, Acres in Hell shall not be obligated to keep any Submission
confidential. Acres in Hell shall own all rights and title in the Submissions
and shall be free to use the Submissions without liability, for any purpose,
including developing, manufacturing and marketing products or services incorporating
such information.
Warranty Disclaimer and Limitation of Liability
WITH RESPECT TO THE CONTENTS OF THIS WEB SITE, ALL MATERIALS ARE PROVIDED “AS
IS”. ACRES IN HELL SPECIFICALLY AND EXPRESSLY DISCLAIMS ANY WARRANTIES,
EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING ANY WARRANTY OF MERCHANTIABILITY, FITNESS FOR
A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, AND NONINFRINGEMENT OF THIRD-PARTY RIGHTS.
IN NO EVENT WILL ACRES IN HELL BE LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES INCLUDING WITHOUT
LIMITATION DIRECT, INDIRECT, SPECIAL, PUNITIVE, INCIDENTIAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL
DAMAGES, LOSSES, INCLUDING COURT COSTS, EXPENSES AND ATTORNEY FEES, OR PERSONAL
INJURIES, IN ANY WAY ARISING OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE USE OF THIS WEB
SITE OR THE PURCHASE OF ITS SERVICES, PRODUCTS OR MATERIALS.
The Acre in Hell Certificate is entirely fictional and for entertainment purposes
only. It conveys no interest in real property or any property
rights for that matter, present or future interest. Acres in Hell expressly
disclaims any promotion, association or affiliation in whatever form or fashion
with the devil, Satan, Lucifer, Mestophales, Satanic or demonic worship, black
magic, necromancy or the occult.
Acres in Hell expressly prohibits the use of its products, services or materials
for any illicit or illegal purpose not allowed by law. Any user of this
Web site or purchaser of Acres in Hell products or services who violates the
foregoing clause expressly agrees to indemnify Acres in Hell and hold it harmless
from any and all claims, demands, actions, or causes of action, and any additional
liability whatsoever, or other rights enforced or pursued by any third-party
who may allege injury.
Acres in Hell may from time to time offer links to other Web sites in an effort
to provide additional information, products or services. These other
sites may not be affiliated with Acres in Hell and therefore may not be under
its direct control. Acres in Hell neither endorses nor is responsible
for the content on such other sites.
Age and Legal Access Certification
The Acres in Hell Web site contains material intended for an adult audience. To
view this site and purchase products, materials or services from it you must
be of the age of majority in the area in which you live. We are not
responsible for minors posing as adults. By visiting this Web site you
certify that you are 18 years of age or older; that you are familiar with all
local laws in your area affecting your legal right to access adult-themed materials
and that Acres in Hell has the legal right to transmit and/or sell them to
you. If you view or purchase any adult-themed materials from this site
you expressly agree that you will never share these materials with a minor
or in ANY WAY make these materials available to a minor.
Jurisdiction
This site is controlled and operated by Acres in Hell, LLC and its representatives
from its offices in Birmingham, Michigan. These terms and conditions
shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the state
of Michigan, and users of this Web site expressly agree that any and all disputes
regarding these terms and conditions shall be raised in a state or federal
court of competent jurisdiction located in Oakland (state court) or Wayne County
(federal court), Michigan. In addition, Acres in Hell makes no representation
that the contents of this Web site are appropriate or available for use in
any other locations, and access to them from any jurisdiction where the contents
are illegal is strictly prohibited.
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